Max the Dog Diplomat

I am Max, a miniature schnauzer. I lived from November 1999 to September 2008. I enriched the lives of many people with laughter and compassion and was happy to do so. As a dog, it came naturally.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Life is Suffering...continued

Here I am with the Axis of Evil, an alternate version of reality, with Bush II in center, Cheney on my right and Rumsfeld on my left. These are finger puppets placed on top of me. This is a continuation of my human companion's project inspired by that book called something like "Crap on my Cat" which was supposedly artistic enough to be in a museum shop. Art is in the eye of the beholder. Anyway, these are finger puppet pieces-of-crap placed on me.
On the right one sees how dated these finger puppets are. See the one near my tail? That is John Ashcroft. True, he was simply replaced by another evil attorney general, but there he is, and not Alberto Gonzales. And of course Donald Rumsfeld finally got the ax. That took long enough. Regardless of their names, they all feel like crap on my back. I guess it is a little funny. Again, it is around 11:30 p.m. when I am too tired to resist. I must say that human is clever and cruel.
Above you can see close-ups of these stupid puppets.
Will this ever end? Above I am being subjected to a kiss of death from Bush II. I don't think he is as bad as everyone says he is. After all, there is something redeeming about him. He has two terriers of his own, the Scottish kind. They are named Barney and Miss Beazley. Have you ever seen their website? It is professional, unlike this one I am forced to have my name on. Oh the indignity. Check out Barney and Miss Beazley's website: http://www.whitehouse.gov/barney/
Will this end?

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