Beauty
I am told often I am handsome. I used to have the distinguishing schnauzer beard until recently when it became too much of a nuisance to clean on almost a daily basis given the state of the sidewalks in the small city I live in. I used to be complimented on the beard all the time. People used to say I reminded them of General Lee, the famous Confederate general. Now I am complimented on my other less obvious charms.

