The Bush II Toy I Like

This is a Bush toy I like and am not irritated by like the Bush finger puppet. This one squeaks easily, at least for me. I do not have a mouth made for squeaky toys. I can rarely get a squeeze out of one and nor have I ever destroyed a toy like many dogs are known to do. This Bush squeaker is responsive in my jaws and so makes me feel like I am really playing with something alive and dying. I was given this toy during the 2004 presidential campaign. It was sold at a local chi-chi pet store here in Hoboken called Beowoof. They have great toys for the high society pet. The owners are also kind and helpful, not pushy or snooty like most of these stores can be. After Bush won the 2004 election for real that time, I personally was used as a comfort toy the day after to console my human companions who did not vote for Bush and were dismayed that their fellow citizens voted to keep him in office despite his disastrous presidency.
Look how beady his eyes are! As just half a torso and head, this Bush is not dangerous. All he can do is squeak and look shiny.
I am protecting my toy.